And NO NO NO NO NO! I AM NOT PREGNANT! So don't get freaked out by the title of this post. The title refers to IF/WHEN I ever decide to spawn wee Jackys. We all know I'm only a few inches shy of being able to claim myself legally as a midget. Therefore, becoming a midget with a belly as wide as I am tall makes me cringe. As well as that I know that pregnancy is no walk in the park. These photos of the gorgeousness that is Salma Hayek looking very worn out and very pregnant are better birth control than this Ortho Evra Patch I wear on my hip! Her boobs look painful!
Of course, she'll probably be back down to her volumpuous size 2 within a month of giving birth. Damn those Hollywood actresses and their round-the-clock trainers!!!
